Why does spam take this surreal form?   Leave a comment

Kimberley Q. Titor sent me this with the subject heading “met your bro. yest.” Since he was travelling from Australia on the day in question and he’s a bit of a boy and he has a fear of flight which he combats with alcohol I didn’t immediately assume it was spam. Why does spam take this surreal form? I guess I should just look it up on Google.

How are you,

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copy the address below and paste in j your web browser:

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will work for 48 hrs.

12. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a’s, three b’s, one c, two d’s, thirty three e’s, seven f’s, three g’s, nine h’s, twelve i’s, one j, one k, six l’s, fifteen n’s, eleven o’s, eight r’s, twenty five s’s, twenty two t’s, two u’s, six v’s, eight w’s, four x’s, and five y’s on the wall..
Do those gardners regret walking carefully?.
The guards don’t often love reading..
I missed shouting carefully..
That librarian isn’t enjoying jumping at the company..
That flight attendant is not missing playing below the bridge at this exact moment..
Do you practice driving in London?.
Paul’s grandson disliked studying for six weeks..
Until that day, he could not hear the language differences. He asked for the computer every day by pointing to it. He was allowed to spend time each day on the noun program. One year later he was talking in full sentences and was staffed into normal preschool..
6.
tomorrow i will wash my hair and go to the salon.
AUDIENCE: Yes..
Have you practiced jumping yet?.
7.
Toren came to me at age 32 months. He had 2 words: Ma Ma and Bye Bye. He could not focus, but ran around the room. His mother was convinced I was going to have him cured by his third birthday. I told her I was no miracle worker, but we’d do what we could during the next 4 months. Immediately we started structuring Toren’s day. I went home and worked up a program called ‘Toren’s Nouns’. The first day I showed Toren the program, he looked at it for 10-15 seconds and then left the computer. The next day he stayed about 30 seconds. Each day he built up more time at the computer. By the second week, he would sit on my lap for 10 minutes pressing whichever word he wanted to hear. But he spoke no sounds, no words. Three weeks passed. I began berating myself. ‘See, Jo, you thought this noun program was so great. Look at Toren, he’s not learning anything.’ The fourth week Toren walked over to the computer, picked up the overlay from the IntelliKeys keyboard, pointed to 10 different words and approximated each word. That day, I cried..
Did Roy love working on the top of the mountain?.

Later,
Peter Milton

And it’s goodnight from me.

Posted November 30, 2005 by peteum2013 in Uncategorized

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