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Ha ha. A great many years ago in the late 90s I was asked to play Strawberry Fair and it felt like a big deal because I probably hadn’t played to more than about 40 people at the time and potentially this could have resulted in an audience at least ten times that. My young balls were smaller in those days and I freaked out a bit and speculated I might be a lot shit. In the end there was there was torrential rain and the grist pissed on my head and me and Rob (aged 16) wore the parachute suits & old motorcycle helmets, came on to The Final Countdown, sampled Richard’s Dad and generally played the fool and rocked it, if I say so myself. I have a VHS of all this somewhere but I haven’t seen it in a time. I might be able to find a photo. Anyway, it was good but it would have been better if we’d followed through with Rob’s stoned plan of genius, which was to make a brace of giant penis costumes, one pink and one brown. He’d even discussed it with our Mother and tried to buy chicken wire to somehow fashion 8-foot cocks. The idea was that at the end the two dicks represented by me and Rob would embrace in a show of family of man kinda unity. Anyway I was too stressed about minidiscs and stuff but I should have encouraged him as he would have done it and I don’t need to tell you that it would have been cool.
Now, I’ve mentioned hereabouts before my deep respect for Die Antwoord & Ninja, and one day I’m going to finish that essay I started writing about how that band represents something beautiful and pure to me, a bit like the rebels in Star Wars etc, and those guys all up on the interweb will see my blades swing free.
Anyway, fok!:

Posted November 7, 2011 by peteum2013 in Uncategorized

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